The first toilet paper roller ever launched on Kickstarter. Be a part of history! Oceanus Brass has developed The Captain's Scepter. A solid brass toilet paper roller. Finally, hardware worthy of the captain's throne.
A secret compartment, hidden in plain sight. Machined to a tolerance of a few thousandths of an inch, the inner chamber releases with a clean, suction-tight pop: the unmistakable sound of precision-fit brass parting ways. A captain's hideaway for cash, coordinates, or whatever the crew doesn't need to know about.
Machined from solid brass, powered by a stainless steel spring mechanism, and hand-polished. The Captain's Scepter drops into any standard recessed holder. Pull. Replace. Command.
Heavy in the hand, with a deep, satisfying click when the spring locks home. Maritime-grade hardware in the very last place you'd expect to find it, ready to outlast every roll, and every voyage.
